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arsonist’s lullabye

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"I’m proud of us."

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watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

watching this video was like sitting in a car accelerating to 150, slamming the breaks, spinning out of control, and barley missing a head on collision with a semi-truck.

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one of the coolest things in my adult life happened to me this week

i was literally standing in the doorway to head home from work after close, all the lights were off and the manager’s about to close the gate after i leave when he stops me and goes “there’s something i want to talk to you about”

instantly i’m like fuck. fuck but then he says when we open our new location in december the assistant manager’s going to start splitting his time between here and there… so there’s a new supervisor position opening up….. do u want it and i’m like. fucking. FUCKING yes. ‘do i want it’ lmao

he’s talking to me about it and then i look at my phone and i’m like…. fuck i straight up missed my bus so he goes “fuck this i’m having another drink” and turns all the lights back on

i literally sat in a booth with my boss and got pissed and gossiped about a ton of secret things that i’m not allowed to mention to anyone else at work

guess who’s moving into her own flat in a week and a half!!!!!!!!! (it’s me)

ayyyyy ayy what up ayyyyyyyyy

i mightve did something maybe that was a little dumb a little bit

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